Painting. Lines drawn in white ink. Light brushed with red. In the center of the frame, a window by the corner spills red light into the room. To the left of the window, a cat person has its organs spilled out, mimicking a Krasue. Its organs are abstract shapes, but very obviously still organs. Clickable. When you hover over, she looks at you. Interactive. The slider floating near the painting adjusts the hue of the red light.
The cat-like pile speaks with an enthusiastic expression. A red speech bubble flows from its mouth. Dialogue: "Nice seeing you! Oh, me? Don't worry. I'm just experiencing Stage 4 Interactive Syndrome. The door out of here is behind you!" Each word of dialogue can be clicked on to reveal another word. They only yield nonsense.

Nice seeing you! Oh, me? Don't worry.
I'm just experiencing Stage 4 Interactive Syndrome!
The door out of here is behind you.