By continuing, you agree to do the following:

When you see a crowd of people you want to talk to, whisper to yourself "Humans, Humans, Humans. These are humans." and thoughtlessly walk forward.
Get a blank T-Shirt, draw squiggles on it with a fabric pen, and title it "CALL OF DUTY: ULTRASONIC WAREFARE".
Imbue hurt from a poorly-designed thing to a worse-designed thing.
Make a toy, love it with all of your heart, and then send it to a random address.
Make a call-and-response sea shanty for a repetitive task at your job, boss be damned.
Jump upwards.
Draw a smiley face on paper, title it "HAVE YOU SEEN IT?" and staple it on a post.
Flawlessly drum out a paradiddle for 1 minute.
Carry a candle across a mall, making sure the candle doesn't burn out.
Stage a fight between your chairs.
Return a greeting card you received to the place it was most likely bought from.
Realize that YOU currently own an elephant training service located in Des Moines.
Go to Des Moines and rightfully claim that elephant training service as yours.
Set fire to it all if they dispute your holy claims.